Hasta las tetas

Far far away, behind the word mountains, far from the Vowels and Consonants countries, there live the dummy texts. They live isolated in houses of letters, on the coast of semantics, a great ocean of languages. A river called Pons flows through their village and supplies them with the necessary standards. We are talking about a paradisematic country where roasted pieces of sentences fall into one’s mouth. Even the all-powerful punctuation has no rule over the dummy texts; a life, one might say, unorthographic. One day, however, a small line of dummy text called Lorem Ipsum decided to venture out into the vast world of grammar. The Big Oxmox advised against it because the land was full of bad commas, wild question marks, and insidious semicolons, but the dummy text was not intimidated. He packed his seven capital letters, tucked his initial into his belt, and set off. When he had climbed the first hills of the Italic mountains